my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
“You tore up her picture.”
“I’m gonna tear up the fucking dance floor, dude. Check it out.”
dinosharktopus humminginbflat classic
HE TALKED TO ME
I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE
“YOU ARE SO CUTE”
“NEH!”CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS
(via jeremygnfsk)
"I burned so long so quiet you must have wondered
if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do."
- Annelyse Gelman, from “The Pillowcase,” Everyone I Love is a Stranger to Someone (via prewars)
(via spiritbreather)
